If we haven’t got enough to worry about with violent bums polluting our cities, an article in Hawkes Bay Today reveals a new threat.
It’s headed, “Get Prepared Financially Before a Little One Arrives”.
What to make of that?
Presumably it’s a warning that a knock on the door could reveal a menacing dwarf demanding money or your life.
In these uncertain times it would be wise to always keep $100 in cash at hand.