There’s a million dollars awaiting anyone who can make sense of remarks by Lindis Jones, the Chief Executive of Z Energy, in a recent interview with top Stuff journo’ Luke Malpass.
Specifically, Jones said,
“The clue to the company is in its name. It kind of comes back to why we’ve always called ourselves Z Energy. It’s not about being bound to the fuel. It’s actually providing energy. So it’s the convenience and the utility of the product”.
Malpass showed admirable restraint in not leaping up and strangling Jones for inflicting this world-class gibberish on him.