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FLASH NEWS ITEM

The Police were called to the Dominion-Post’s office this morning after reports of sustained screaming.

STARTLING REVELATION

On the opening day of Parliament the Prime Minister wore a maori cloak. Why?

WHO’S THE VILLAIN?

Periodically our newspapers publish photographs of people charged with serious offences, standing in the dock alongside one and sometimes two court security officers.

BUFOONERY

Bespectacled, besuited Maori Party co-leader Rawiri Waititi made his debut in Parliament on Wednesday. He has a full face tattoo, waved a maori club and wore a stetson.

MORE SUB-EDITORIAL BLUNDERS

Under the heading ‘ENTERTAINMENT’, on Saturday the Herald headed an item,

“Contestant Dead after TV tragedy.”