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UNBELIEVABLE HERALD ILLITERACY

Herald Political Reporter Jason Wells wrote this yesterday.

“Greens co-leader James Shaw and Marama Davidson emerged from the second round of formal negotiations with Labour this evening.

WHAT NEXT FOR THE GHASTLY JAMIE ROSS?

My pick is he’ll start a religion. Empty churches are popping up for sale everywhere. Ross needs to find an old lady sucker to buy him one then he dons a ball-gown and is back in business.

A MESSAGE TO ELIZABETH KEREKERE

New Green MP Elizabeth Kerekere told the media, “It was fantastic that New Zealand has the queerest Parliament in the world”.

BETTING ON THE ELECTION

The U.S Presidential election is yet another example of the opportunity lost by the TAB to offer harmless fun bets on the outcome. It’s my pick there’d be heaps of takers with Trump fanatics, of which there are many in New Zealand, attracted by the odds of probably Trump paying $1.60 on a dollar while Biden would perhaps open at around $1.25c.

THE PERFECT DEMOCRATS SLOGAN

No-one gives a damn about Joe Biden who is utterly innocuous. Instead the election is 100% about Trump, that is for or against.