MEDIA HYPERBOLE

Well, well, I thought it was just me but I diplomatically held my silence.

JACINDA ON STANDBY

I’m reliably informed Jacinda has her bags packed, ready should the call come, to fly to the Caribbean and deal to the La Soufriere volcano in St. Vincent.

The Holy Month of Ramadan Explained

The above, a Stuff web-site heading explaining Ramadan’s meaning; specifically no eating, no drinking (including water) or sex, between dawn and dusk. This was described as spiritual detoxification, although it sounds a damn sight more physical to me.

POLICE BRILLIANT DEDUCTIVE POWERS

The discovery of human remains encased underground in concrete, in January last year, has now drawn a Police response.

GOOD NEWS FROM THE WELLINGTON CITY COUNCIL (for a change)

I was delighted to read the Wellington City Council, will introduce a “sinking lid” policy on poker machines.