No Punches Pulled
Laughter – the best medicine
Sir Bob Jones
April 30, 2021
The above, another hopeless Herald heading, surely untrue. Not even “pass the salt please”.
Wait, what? Are you saying Harry has not been mute all this time?
The only NZ Herald page worth looking at is the one with the cryptic crossword. The rest of it is only fit for lighting bonfires
Ah Prince Harry. A man so pale he may burst in to flame under a full moon. The real reason he got brought back from Afghanistan was the UK didn’t have the resources to produce a factor 6 million sunblock. I always assumed he married Meghan so his future descendants could go out in the sun without immediately requiring medical help.