ANOTHER INVENTED HUMAN RIGHT

NEW Labour MP Arena Williams, in her maiden speech, announced another hitherto unknown human right to add to the lengthy list seemingly added to daily by lightweight non-thinkers.

TREVOR MALLARD’S CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Parliament’s speaker Trevor Mallard is to receive probably the most unusual Christmas present of anyone in the land.

FLASH NEWS ITEM

The Police were called to the Dominion-Post’s office this morning after reports of sustained screaming.

STARTLING REVELATION

On the opening day of Parliament the Prime Minister wore a maori cloak. Why?

WHO’S THE VILLAIN?

Periodically our newspapers publish photographs of people charged with serious offences, standing in the dock alongside one and sometimes two court security officers.