The Hawkes Bay Today newspaper has revealed another previously unknown human right.
Quoting a local woman who has discovered one of mankind’s oldest and now (since the invention of money) utterly redundant concepts, namely in her case people swapping home grown vegetables for goods and services, she told the newspaper, “Everyone has the right to fresh and healthy food”.
I’ll bet that’s a new one for the ridiculous Human Rights Commission to add to their lengthy list.
The fact is no-one has ever had such a right. What next I wonder? Perhaps the right to own a zebra.