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BAD NEWS FOR THE SUPERSTITIOUS

Actor, 91 year old William Shatner who was invited along on Jeff Bezos’s space shuttle inaugural trip last year, has reported his disappointment.

“I expected the trip to give me an uplifting sense of the harmony of the universe,” he said. “Instead I saw a cold, dark, black emptiness, unlike any blackness you can see or feel on earth. It filled me with grief. I found it profoundly depressing and I’ve not bounced back from it. Far from being a celebration it felt like a funeral”.

So there you go. No sighting of an old bearded, ballgown-wearing bugger surrounded by halo-topped, winged harpists. Just nothing.

Mind you, always ready to rationalise, religious mystics would doubtless say God was giving Shatner a preview of hell.

But that wouldn’t add up either for surely God wouldn’t omit hell’s major feature, namely a large boiling vat containing Hitler, Stalin, all the Popes and other notable evil-doers, being boiled alive for eternity.

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