A friend of mine’s wife received a phone call from his 6 year old daughter’s insane school headmistress.
Out of courtesy she said, she was ringing to advise that their daughter had been reprimanded for grossly inappropriate language.
I know this girl and cannot imagine her, she being rather shy, unleashing a tirade of presumably foul language, moreso as unlike most of us, swearing is not part of my mate’s everyday speech.
Bracing herself the wife then asked to be told what she’d said. Sit down before you read further.
It transpired she’d called another 6 year old a banana. Despair for our future.