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READ and WEEP

The tragic letter below appeared in the Herald last week and has been a source of much amusing conjecture in my office and with visitors.

Bob

WHO DUNNIT?

The America This Week television show has pulled an edition in which a lawyer and an associate argue Dr Anthony Fauci personally manufactured the coronavirus and shipped it to China.

ADVICE TO CLAIRE TREVETT

Journalists are supposed to provide readers with news and not seek it from them as the Herald’s parliamentary reporter Claire Trevett did today.

Specifically, she wrote “When will the sackings and scandals end?”

OK. Claire, I’ll tell you, but pay attention and write it down in case you forget.

They will end at 11 minutes past midday on the second Thursday next August.

SEXUAL SHENANIGANS

When hitherto unnoticed MP Andrew Falloon announced his resignation in an absurd babble about “grief” over suicides, my antennae told me this was a cover-up. The subsequent revelations thus came as no surprise although not in their specifics. Sex is a powerful drive and at my age nothing surprises me about its many manifestations.