Yesterday, I slammed Prince Charles as goofy and wet for his impertinence in implying to God via prayer that he (God) cocked up in Australia re the bushfires and to do something about it.

In a message to Australians re the terrible bush fires goofy Prince Charles advised he is “praying for them in a most determined way.” What a bloody impertinence!

Plainly if God wanted Australia burnt to ashes then Charles “determined praying” implies God’s cocked up, and arrogantly constitutes asking him to change his mind. Well it’s a bit bloody late for that now.

Below, a recent effort by Garrick Tremain who commendably, calls a spade a spade and mocks the wets who bawl racism at every observation.

Who knows whether climate change is responsible but consider this. I have a circa 50-acre garden amidst which my home I built 50 years ago sits. I also have about 200 fruit trees, this a great joy as each December we gorge on plums, then come the peaches, followed by apples and pears in the new year. The roughly 100 cherry trees’ output are dealt to by birds. Finally at summer’s end comes walnuts. Well this year no plums for the first time ever.

Respected cabinet minister David Parker issued a sensible update just before Christmas on the health of our rivers and efforts being made to maintain them.

Regrettably he marred it by including a silly fiction, namely that clean rivers are our birthright. They’re no more our birthright than having breakfast in bed, for the very good reason there are no such things as natural birthrights. When we’re born we inherit legal rights, these being the only rights which are a reality. So-called human rights are simply a wish-list by shallow thinkers.