Thank God (and me). There’s an obvious solution to ending the mindless economic sabotage being inflicted on us by a government ignoring the clear evidence.
It’s so bloody elementary. We simply get Jacinda certified. We’ve had appropriate legislation ever since the 1846 Lunatics Ordinance Act. Current requirements are a single doctor’s certificate.
Jacinda, having reduced our circa 3,500 GPs to penury, will see them all fighting for the signing privilege. Changing the set of lunatics around her won’t bother Jacinda and the fresh crop in the asylum will doubtless be more receptive to her babble about teddy bears and the like.
Modesty prevents me saying I’m a genius but readers are free to.