My God God’s been in a shitty mood this year, lashing out in all directions.
Not content with setting Australia on fire he now bangs a plague on the world. The bugger lacks imagination, after all he’s done that plenty of times in the past, so too economic depressions.
In fairness he did show some originality last week by laying a tidal wave on Wellington. It was quite a spectacle when it hit the harbour entrance in a white wall right across. And laying an earthquake on Queensland was on face value a points scorer. But he cocked up by overlooking lots of expat Kiwis live there and are used to earthquakes. Mind you, I can imagine his gleeful cackling when an American black preacher declared he had faith in God to protect him and went ahead with a large church service. God promptly smote him with the virus and he was dead 4 days later. Apart from humour, why?
Lots of possible reasons spring to mind such as a piss-take but the likeliest one is God doesn’t like blacks, notwithstanding they being his creation.
What’s clear from all of this is God badly needs a break. He should pick out a few dozen pretty angels and emulate the Thai king. A week back His Majesty gathered up his 20 strong harem, confiscated a Thai Air jet and they all flew to Thailand for 3 days, then back to his German bolt-hole where he resumed servicing the girls.
In the interim God’s free to beam me up for a bit of Godding while he’s preoccupied with the angels.
Where would I start?
There’s obvious targets such as the North Korean barrel of lard dictator. I’d have the standard parade before 100,000 petrified citizens, only Kim would be on a platform stark naked so his long suffering populace could see him in his true light and the absurdity that such a piece of garbage has been calling the shots. But he’d not be my first pick to deal to.
First up has to be the dumpy hand-wringing woman inflicted on TV viewers by our government, simpering away about being kind to one another.
Has such infantile cruelty ever been inflicted on a populace anywhere?