MAD WOMEN

I was delighted to read of a Canadian psychiatrist being censured by the Canadian College of Physicians following a bevy of complaints from madwomen.

His crime; apparently every time his madwomen clientele launched into a session babbling about themselves, he’d fall asleep. “It made me feel weak and unimportant,” one said, adding she was revealing secrets she’d hitherto kept to herself.

She should be grateful the psychiatrist fell asleep when a more sensible approach for any poor bugger listening, would be to up and murder her, which would certainly be doing God’s work.

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Didn’t know Comrade Cindy was Canadian

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Bob does it again.
This is pure gold !

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I agree. The deepest crime of all is being boring.

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Hahaha brilliant, I doubt I could be so narcoleptic in the same scenario so I’d be in trouble.

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