In an interview with a Dom-Post journalist, the newly arrived American ambassador Tom Udall revealed the startling news that President Biden “really believes that America is a Pacific nation”.
I’m pleased to hear it, more so given America has by far the longest Pacific coast-line than any of the many dozens of Pacific nations and even excluding Hawaii its Pacific coast-line is twice as long as the second longest, namely Chile’s.
I shall await further startling revelations from Tom re the President’s beliefs. To help him along, here’s some suggestions.
President Biden really believes that night follows day, that the earth revolves around the sun, that Belgium is a European nation and to spice it up a bit, that Pigmies tend towards shortness when compared with Swedes.