MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

News that a Reefton vet forked out $100,000 for David Seymour and Jacinda’s signatures would have brought tears to many peoples eyes at the missed opportunities.

From what the vet told the media (“it was the signatures or a yacht”) plainly it was all the surplus cash he had.

Was it not for that opportunists from across the land would have flocked to Reefton to sell him the Auckland harbour bridge, Queen Victoria’s cell-phone, and Leonardo da Vinci’s authenticated underpants.

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Pretty limited opportunities to use a yacht in Reefton.

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