SHOCK REVELATION

I’ve come to the conclusion that the late Queen Elizabeth was a secret Muslim?

The give-away clue lay with her persistent wearing of a headscarf, a practice which went out of vogue in the 1920s. The exception are Islamic females from 12 years of age.

Naturally as the formal head of the fast-fading Anglican church she couldn’t come clean about her obvious conversion without abdicating.

Another give-away was that in 70 years as monarch she never uttered a single memorable comment, this the required behaviour for Islamic females.

I write this with some trepidation as I’m bloody busy and can’t afford the prospect of the Police coming on to me to help solve some mystery crimes with my obvious sleuthing abilities. We shall see.