WORLD CLASS COCK

A Wellington employment lawyer, David Burton, submitted an article to Wellington’s Post newspaper arguing against the government’s working from home measures.

KIRI ALLAN

Following a political career marked by disasters Kiri Allan is plainly missing the lime-light.

ACADEMIA UPDATE

Waikato University Vice-Chancellor Neil Quigley seen here recently with his 15 sparrow staff members. Neil says Margaret, the 3rd from the left is his favourite and he’s struck up a close relationship with her. The feeblest character in his team is Sam, named after a certain world-class weak character we’re familiar with, who meekly did what he was told and hopped down from the row when there wasn’t room for all of them. The affinity Neil has struck up with the team is obvious to the meanest intelligence from his photograph.

DOES GOD HATE DUNEDIN?

I first went to Dunedin as a 17 year old to box, way back in 1957, and I loved it.

THE ADMIRABLE MATTHEW HOOTON

Something which has puzzled me in recent years is the Herald’s Matthew Hooton’s constant dismissive attitude to the John Key government as wasted years.