Is the Land Information Minister Chris Penk bi-sexual?

The recent fracas at Auckland’s Northern Club, involving Judge Emma Aitken, her medical specialist partner, and in a separate incident, barrister Michael Reed K.C, brought much delight to the media, so much so, Wellington’s Post for example, joyously front-paged it word for word, two days in a row.

For avid newspaper readers like me (admittedly a sadly fading sector in an age of smartphone-induced ignorance) a highlight is the amusement I deprive from reading the letters to the editor.

Over the six years I’ve been writing this Blog, I’ve never reported a more unbelievably ludicrous story than that I’m about to recount.

A famous Berkeley University Professor mate dropped me a note re the insurance big boss murder and subsequent man hunt in New York, this after I’d accused him of being the culprit.