I was delighted to read of his Grace’s acquittal on bogus charges. But I’d be even more elated if the good Bishop would don appropriate ball-gown bishoppy robes.

In an editorial on Armistice day, the New Zealand Herald wrote the following nonsense.

Lying mid-point between a 1600 kilometers long nation, Wellington is the obvious location for New Zealand’s capital.

Kiwiblog published a mindblowingly illiterate statement issued by the staff of Naenae Primary school. Naenae is a low income Lower Hutt suburb. What hope for these kids with teachers lacking basic grammar, let alone common sense?

The NZ Herald reports the existence (I’m not making this up) of a Professional Dog Walkers Association.