ALL BLACKS PROGRESS

So the All Blacks are no longer the All Blacks having donned a white top for their last match.

That’s progress, black being the colour of choice by superstition purveyors and fat girls.

They could make another huge step forward with a further change, specifically abandoning the embarrassing infantile threatening war dance at the beginning of the match, now especially ironic given nearly every side beats them.

SHOCK REVELATION

“I did it for the money”, proclaims a British Telegraph newspaper heading, quoting a fraudster art dealer.

Well, that’s a shock. Who’d have thought it?

ANOTHER EXCELLENT CARTOON BY TREMAIN

A MESSAGE TO COLIN CRAIG

Dear Colin,

Bad luck copping the $400,000 awarded against you by Justice Anne Hinton. I know Anne who’s a kindly soul with a sense of humour but understandably like all Aucklanders today, was probably a bit grumpy about the bloody lockdown excesses. Anyway, we all have our off-days.

DOM-POST DRIVEL

One of Wellington’s delights/horrors, depending on your mood, is reading the Dominion-Post, copies of which are sprayed about and thus free.