We live in an age where seemingly nothing, no matter how fantastically improbable, can ever surprise us.
But who could ever have possibly guessed last week’s shock news item? Brace yourselves. Kim Jong-un was re-elected North Korea’s leader. No info’ on who came second unfortunately. Now go and have a long lie-down to recover.
POST-SCRIPT – In fairness there’s one thing in Kim’s favour. He graphically puts the lie to the reports that North Koreans are starving.
I think it’s safe to say that Kim Jong Un, also known as ‘The Supernatural Leader’, is probably the only fatty in the entire DPKR.