Otago University’s Knox College master, The Very Rev. (as opposed I imagine to marginally Rev.) Dr Graham Redding, told the Otago Daily Times that the traditional awards by the Knox College Student Executive for the “Biggest Tits” and “Loudest Couple” had ceased.
I feel faint. For two consecutive days now the Dominion Post has been first rate, by which I mean it’s full of solid local and foreign news and not the usual fiction and fluff. Reading it has certainly been a great start to each day and on form, it will be three in a row as their Saturday edition is consistently good. Well done the Dom!
News of the likelihood of Hawkes Bay copping another major earthquake raises the obvious question. That is, why does God hate the Bay?
There’s no doubt about women’s irrationality. Not all of course, some being aware of the problem seek a cure in lesbianism. Furthermore, it seems to work as all the lesbians I know are measurably saner than the general mob of women.
I’ve been told that a photo of me giving the finger to 1981 anti-tour protesters is to be auctioned in Auckland and that this non-event made television news. For God’s sake; that’s news!
Apparently it’s among a collection of photos from the 1981 Springbok tour protest, led by some of the worst hypocrites in our post-war history. But first, let’s get some facts right about the photograph.