A mate reports a crisis with his 9 years old daughter.
It transpired his wife was telephoned by the girl’s teacher to advise her of a terrible event, specifically she’d called another girl a banana. Panic stations all round.
Meanwhile the media reports a 45 year old cardiologist being suspended for a year by the Health Practitioners Disciplinary Tribunal, for numerous events of covertly filming women in toilets, plus the standard up-skirt yearning.
Well, at least he didn’t call any of his victims a banana. He’d have been history if he’d done that.