You have to admire skybayers patience. For 2,000 years they’ve been promised the imminent Second Coming, which apparently will be preceded by the second Great Flood, then the apocalypse.
As over the last month it hasn’t stopped raining in Auckland, the possibility arises that the much vaunted Second Coming is finally about to eventuate in the Queen city. The question is where?
My pick; South Auckland where the faithful poor reside. They’ll all drown happily before the
apocalyptic volcanoes the city is built on, come to life.
And as throughout history, the City of Sail’s rich alone will survive as boat‑owners all, they’ll head out to sea, presumably for Australia. Do not declare that an injustice as it would presumably be God’s will and he knows best.