NON-NEWS NEWS

“Blind Peer grabbed Masseuse’s bottom and asked for extras”, so proclaimed a Britain’s Daily Mail heading.

And newspapers wonder why they’re dying.

All of this sadly pathetic non-event was recounted in lengthy detail by a piece of rubbish call Martin Evans, unbelievably described as the Mail’s “Crime Reporter”.

Given he’s allegedly a crime reporter, it would have been immensely more useful if Martin had written speculating whether his mother would have been made a Dame for public service, had it been possible to tell her when Evans was a month old, of his future degradation and knowing that she’d done the decent thing and murdered him.

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