The odds of me ever watching a movie are about the same as having a sex change yet I read film reviews. It’s a curiosity but nearly always they seem to be scathing, doubtless justified.

AUT Associate Law Professor Khylee Quince (I didn’t make that name up although she may have done) has begun a fortnightly column in the always excellent Saturday Dominion-Post.

She opened the batting last week with a piece on school kids wearing hair styles contrary to school rules and gave us this pearl of creationism.