POMPEO FRIED RICE

Imagine if Trump’s obese smirking lapdog, Mike Pompeo, was chopped up and served as Pompeo Fried Rice. In one fell step he could feed a sizeable African town for a week.

COMMERCIAL SUCCESS- The Secret

Recently the Economist declared India’s Aditya Puri the world’s best banker by a country mile.

A SMALL GLOAT

On election day, the 5th November I correctly predicted 8 so-called battleground states I expected Biden would win.

OFFENCE-TAKING

A Hauraki Radio host, Thane Kirby, made a fairly corny but harmless joke about covid tracing as a way to trace attractive women. According to the news report, a (predictably) female listener complained to the Broadcasting Standards Authority, saying this was “disgusting and would give men ideas.”

AN IDEA WORTH PURSUING

The media have depicted many fruit and vegetable growers, dependant on foreign labour, looking ruefully at their harvests going to waste. Surely there’s an obvious answer.