Finally. At long last an opportunity has arisen for the abominable little turd Menendez March to do something useful.
When Health Minister Andrew Little copped a raucous reception from the GPs conference he was addressing last week, he later told journalists “I’m not here to be licked up and down”.
Well of course he wasn’t, he was there to give a speech and it would have been utterly inappropriate to instead stand before the audience naked being licked up and down.
That said, I’ve known Andrew for a couple of decades and was unaware of this penchant, which is where Menendez March comes in. He could pop in each morning to the Minister’s office and would probably pay for the pleasure of licking him up and down. Result: happiness all round.