DUMB BUGGERS

Why do newspapers publish letters from dumb buggers? Hopefully, it’s to amuse us but knowing the newspaper world I suspect the answer is more likely sloth. Take a recent one in the Herald from a Joy Edwards of Albany.

THE ABOMINATION’S PERFECT ALIBI

Trump, a disgrace to not America but the human race, is staring down the barrel at lengthy prison sentences.

MY POLL PREDICTION

NATIONAL – 39%

LABOUR – 20%

ACT – 20%

GREENS – 11%

MAORI PARTY – 5%

NZ FIRST – 5%

THE ELECTION

Above are my poll predictions, net of the nutter under 5% riff-raff (Tamaki, Opportunity Party et al).

MORE BRILLIANCE FROM MICHAEL BASSETT

DEALING WITH THE UNDERCLASS