Posts By Sir Bob Jones

THE MAD, MAD MASSEY UNIVERSITY

In 2004 my comic novel “Degrees For Everyone” was published. Its salient theme was the decline in universities of legitimate academic subjects and the growth in their place of non-academic nonsense studies.

ONLY IN BRITAIN

Britain is currently planning a new law which could only happen there. I’m not making this up.

TREVOR MALLARD

With the media in age-old pack-hunting mode all putting the boot into Mallard, an excellent point lost on them was made by the ever astute Damien Grant in the Sunday Times.

THERE IS NO GOD

Here’s the over-whelming proof, specifically I gave sky-baying a crack on Sunday and prayed that the out-of-control Chinese rocket would land on that ghastly turd Menendez March.

THE IDIOTIC ARMED FORCES

The media have played up as “news” the ridiculous Air Force Court Martial of a woman called Nicole Leger.