The above is a Herald headline from last week.
The homeowner, a Helen Piri, according to the report, was on her knees praying when her home got smashed. “I was screaming out,” Helen told the reporter. “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus because I know that is the most powerful name in creation.”
To this, I suggest Helen consider the explanatory possibilities. Here’s some for her to ponder.
1.) God doesn’t like her.
2.) He’s pissed off at the relentless praying from zillions of buggers demanding stuff.
3.) He hates maoris.
4.) He hates women
5.) He was playing golf in heaven and not paying attention.
6.) He doesn’t exist.