Last week I pointed out how New Zealand women had become smitten with New Zealand Initiative boss Oliver Hartwich and for the eight years he’s been here, have, according to Internal Affairs, been naming their babies after him.
I don’t promote this site, nevertheless this item gained traction resulting in hordes of lust-filled young women causing chaos outside Bayleys tower block housing the New Zealand Initiative (one of my company’s buildings) baying for Oliver to emerge (see photos).
Some of our Wellington office girls investigated and grilled some of the bayers- Lo and behold it transpires it’s not Oliver’s work with the New Zealand Initiative which appeals to our breeding women, but instead his good looks.
This suggests the reason that for eight years now our women have been naming their babies after Oliver, is because he’s fathered them all. That certainly sounds reasonable.
Photos show the scene outside the New Zealand Initiative’s premises this morning with hundreds of young women and one presumably optimistic homosexual, all baying for Oliver to emerge.