“The heavyweight fight of the Year” a dopey Herald sub-editor proclaimed re the matching of Joseph Parker with the ageing Dereck Chisora. It’s unbelievable.
Feel for India’s Royal Challengers Bangalore cricket team who must be burning up after forking out nearly $3 million to secure Kyle Jamieson for the IPL series.
TELEVISION NEWS MINDLESSNESS
My daily routine on wakening, is to wait for the hour to strike, then run through the TV news channels.
MENG FOOLISH FOON
Race Relations Commissioner Meng Foolish Foon must by a country mile be the worst such office-holder since the position was established.
JACINDA ON STANDBY
The long dormant Fagradals Mountain volcano in Iceland has started belching lava, as readers will have seen on the television news.