I’m probably wasting my time as no-one will believe this item, but I swear it’s true.

In 2004 my comic novel “Degrees For Everyone” was published. Its salient theme was the decline in universities of legitimate academic subjects and the growth in their place of non-academic nonsense studies.

Britain is currently planning a new law which could only happen there. I’m not making this up.

With the media in age-old pack-hunting mode all putting the boot into Mallard, an excellent point lost on them was made by the ever astute Damien Grant in the Sunday Times.

Here’s the over-whelming proof, specifically I gave sky-baying a crack on Sunday and prayed that the out-of-control Chinese rocket would land on that ghastly turd Menendez March.