Store this away in your memory. You never know when it may be helpful.

The top speed hedgehogs can move is 5mph.

By God life can be exciting in New Zealand.

Look at these heart-attack inducing headings from yesterday’s Stuff web-site.

Why for God’s sake do American political aspirants insist on appearing with their spouses holding bloody hands?

I note the society’s President, Hugh Rennie QC has jibed at me for failing to construct the mile high Gareth Morgan statue I sought for Wellington. The reason for that was the hopeless Council’s refusal to give me a building permit, otherwise it would be up by now. I can understand Hugh’s frustration given he’d offered himself as a human sacrifice at the foundation stone ceremony, but my hands are tied.